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Grey Demotivational Poster


SORRY LADIES - but this is the REAL Mr. Grey.


TAGS: mr grey ***y
Rating: 4.47/5

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CROSSROADS -


TAGS: bacon waffles its a natural greybeard bliss iceman
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 10:04 pm
well sir, if you bring in g55d bacon, it will get you all the youth that you want :)
Kilted - February 8, 2012, 1:53 pm
Youth so I have more time for the bacon one.
maoworks2 - February 8, 2012, 8:42 am
Bacon For Me Too.
Rhovanmark - February 8, 2012, 2:53 am
I'd take bacon and go out wit a Bang! prolly from my heart exploding,lol.


HERE IS A GREYHOUND - with a wine glass on its head Your argument is invalid


TAGS: greyhound dog wine glass
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by motinet

Sean - July 26, 2011, 11:36 am
I regret to advise that this comment adds nothing to allesc's rudimentary understanding of the internets. Accordingly, I shall be petitioning the petitioning the United Nations for a resolution to have it removoed. That is all.
ICEMAN - July 26, 2011, 1:13 am
Are you sure it isn't a wine glass with a greyhound on it's a**?
5150monkeylove - January 20, 2011, 10:14 pm
test tease...lol
Sean - January 12, 2011, 12:46 pm
It's a freakin' greyhound,allesc. Sure, if it was a Scottich Terrier-Poodle mix, the logic might not be as unassailable ... but I repeat, that's a freakin' greyhound WITH a wine glass on his head.
Faceplant31 - January 12, 2011, 12:35 pm
Are you new to the interwebs allesc?
allesc - January 12, 2011, 11:46 am
What argument? i dont get it
ICEMAN - January 3, 2011, 7:11 pm
Well... OH YEAH!!!


GREYBEARDS - They're Amsome !


TAGS: greybeards amsome mother f ckers mustyk
Rating: 4.78/5

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Greeny - April 14, 2012, 8:08 am
140637


YOU ARE A GREYBEARD IF - You can name the show... you're an old nerd if you can name the main vessel... You are a geek if you can sing the theme!


TAGS: greybeard tv
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Chef

mikeloeven - September 1, 2013, 3:58 am
honestly i think anyone who watches anime seriously knows this one it may be corny as hell but it is still a classic XD
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:41 pm
One last thing. This art is from American artist Tim Elred, the artist of the graphic novel series "Grease Monkey", as well as the "Star Blazers" online comic.knows mor
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:37 pm
I also know the season two (Comet Empire) theme, and the ending credits. That's right I'm a fossil. Now here's a question, has anyone seen the 2010 live action movie of this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18cNn4apRkM
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:32 pm
We must be strong and brave. Our home we've got to save. If we don't in just one year. Mother Earth, will disappear! Fighting with the Gamilons. We won't stop until we've won. Then we'll return, and we we arrive, The Earth will survive-We are Star Blazers
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:30 pm
We're off to outer space. We're leaving mother Earth. To save the human race-- Our Star Blazers! Searching for a distant star. Heading off to Iscandar. Leaving all we love behind. Who knows what danger we'll find? (Continued in next post.)
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:27 pm
Show Name: Star Blazers (Space Battleship Yamato in Japan.) Ship Name: Argo (Yamato in Japan) Characters:(From Left to Right)Queen Starcia, Alex Wildstar, Captain Avatar, Derrick Wildstar, and Nova Forrester. All without looking anything up--bay-bee!
jmurf67 - May 5, 2010, 7:53 pm
Ugh.. I am guilty of all of the above. But the american version of the show, the ship was named the Argo. And one of the characters is Derek Wildstar.
Fatt Matt - May 5, 2010, 4:48 pm
Please don't soil the Greybeard name with this ****e.
union - May 5, 2010, 1:32 pm
Desslok, Desslok, Desslok!
Chef - May 5, 2010, 1:14 pm
Proudly sung! Can you name any charactyers (without looking them up!)
Koradan - May 5, 2010, 12:50 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMcrep48Wz0
Koradan - May 5, 2010, 12:49 pm
"We're off to outer space, Protecting Mother Earth To save the Human Race... OUR STAR BLAZERS!" (That's all I remember)
Chef - May 5, 2010, 12:40 pm
Okay... START SINGING!
Anonymous2 - May 5, 2010, 11:38 am
That is Space Cruiser Yamato, which got localized to Starblazers. Main vessel is the Yamato.


GANDALF - The original Greybeard.




OH, GIMME THE BEAT BOYS -


TAGS: janchallenge dobie grey drift away
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by sickartist

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 3:51 pm
Mom: "He just Loves his Uncle Cracker...!"
boinger - October 4, 2011, 7:33 pm
...and drift away
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 1:28 pm
I like this one better.
CANADA - April 8, 2010, 7:22 pm
Perfect
Bovee - January 28, 2010, 10:07 am
5 lions to lil Van Jr.
Produceman117 - January 27, 2010, 8:25 pm
Easiest 5Ls I've given in a while.


PIMPED OUT WHEELCHAIR -




FEELING INADEQUATE? -


TAGS: long poster challenge just to piss off grey iceman
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Swampfox - August 10, 2016, 11:26 am
That corn is coming up nice.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 2:06 am
ROFLMAO! But ICEMAN, I gave you this ph**o in confidence. And... you shouldn't have :-D
DanteMars - January 19, 2011, 5:50 pm
This poster is hilarious, and 50cal's last comment made it even funnier. 5L long-legged lions
DingoKeeper - November 4, 2010, 6:53 pm
In Soviet Russsia, Aerials receive YOU!
curzondax12 - November 4, 2010, 1:49 am
d*** that's long....hold on while I zip my pants so I can see your motifake.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:50 am
You all are joking right? It only looks big because the bushes have been trimmed! :-)
forseti - October 29, 2010, 9:30 am
5 just for the tags! LOL
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 8:32 am
I need a new scroll wheel and I've got racking pains in my index, bravo! :-D
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:28 am
Mornin' Grey, How's every 'lil' thing?
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:25 am
ICE!! #$*#@!A^Hole~+$#|#!!!&%$* Jack^Azz! #$%@*%$:)Mutha.^#69$% 5L #@%&*##Corksacker$#^&# ;)
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:01 am
@ culos, sorry about that. It's kinda' tough to search some 75,000+ posters. ;)
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 7:52 am
How many Bonus Miles did I earn now?
culos - October 29, 2010, 3:19 am
Sorry Ice, like the words so I won't vote. Did this one long long time ago already
Neener - October 29, 2010, 2:57 am
holy crap!
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 2:53 am
Jeez Ice! You REALLY don't screw around when you go big. 5 long ones


WHEN BUYING A USED CAR -


TAGS: greybeard rocknroll usedcar
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by sickartist

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 22, 2014, 11:29 pm
I believe it! I sense you speak from experience?
rerun - July 30, 2010, 7:45 pm

@Cubby, that is the real Justin Bieber (in real life his mom is a ****).
agdaniele - July 30, 2010, 7:37 pm
Beautiful. 5L
Cubbybear - July 30, 2010, 1:17 pm
God...Eddie Van Halen got old
Reality Lord - July 30, 2010, 10:21 am

now thats funny!


IT'S ONLY ROCK 'N ROLL -




LEARN TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF - you'll never stop being amused


TAGS: greybeard
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Zook



THE DEER HUNT -


TAGS: grey scorpion priorities
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Airman

Budog - December 11, 2010, 6:34 pm
Sounds like my family, except most of the wives hunt too...
CANADA - November 18, 2010, 4:49 pm
Very nice!
GreyScorpion - November 18, 2010, 2:07 pm
my deer camp posters, 74082 & 78255
GreyScorpion - November 18, 2010, 1:23 pm
HAHAHA!! she shouldn't still be mad should she? I mean it has been 3 days for her to cool down....5L!!


GETTING OLD - WHAT ONCE WAS DOGGY-STYLE IS NOW 'THE WAY OF THE ELEPHANTS' -


TAGS: greybeard
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by culos

GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 5:05 pm
hmph, blasphemy, everybody knows elephant *** organs are in their feet..
R.S.Jake - April 28, 2010, 4:42 pm
I thought elephants were Catholic so can't use birth contol.
Fatt Matt - April 28, 2010, 4:38 pm
With a hula hoop.
freestyler - April 28, 2010, 4:07 pm
How do they put condoms on?
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 10:20 am
I gotta get me one of those trees. 5L


AMAZING FINDING BY RESEARCHERS - AMAZING!


TAGS: grey
Rating: 4.53/5

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Reality Lord - October 3, 2012, 4:49 pm

lol


PARDON ME, - Do you have any Grey Poupon?


TAGS: grey poupon mustard
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - April 27, 2011, 10:52 am
Great! Now make me a sammich. :)
Master - April 27, 2011, 10:05 am
Need you ask? Of course I have Grey Poupon!


A NICE EVOLUTION OF A CLASSIC GAME -


TAGS: three people grey round chess
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

idontevenknowijustmadethisfornothing - September 2, 2011, 8:21 pm
There is no 'good' and no 'evil' just shades of f$@#ing grey - Officer Francis McReary On the other hand, there is no good without evil, and no evil without good, but there must be something in between. A 'grey' (gray?) section if you will
the1stCOMMI3 - August 22, 2011, 7:19 am
there's always a third option in life. don't care what people say, but it usualy takes some time to think about it
pzykosiz - August 22, 2011, 12:59 am
what about people who do the right thing in the most evil way possible?
MPsniper - August 21, 2011, 6:16 pm
uhmmm...yes it is. there is right...& there is wrong. there is no GRAY area.


AMBER LAMPS -


TAGS: greybeards amber lamps leaky http www youtube com watch v xfmaiy9fzzy your mom
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:30 pm

the dude actually has "i am a m**********r" on his t-shirt. and the other guy still messes with him. lmfao when i first saw it.
Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:13 pm

yeah, sorry the link i'll set here is to one of the most viewed current youtube files. enjoy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDQyae9v1VA
crankyhead - September 4, 2010, 6:45 pm
I'm a 67 year old man! You ain't afraid of me! LOL
tellitlikeitis - September 4, 2010, 6:33 pm
Most definately have to see utube to understand this one! LOL


G R E Y B E A R D S - When "Old enough to know better" becomes "Too old to care what people think."




JOHNNY CASH - The Original Greybeard Not dead, just picking chicks up in Reno.


TAGS: johnny cash greybeard reno
Rating: 4.77/5

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GreyScorpion - September 14, 2010, 9:49 pm
so it appears 92754
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 8:24 pm
Picking up chicks in Reno isn't that impressive... trust me.
DLM4 - September 14, 2010, 11:44 am
glad to see someone giving Johnny his well deserved respect, 5 trips to folsom to you


Backfire -


TAGS: fifty shades grey
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

User1842 - March 2, 2015, 3:10 pm
Never gonna watch it
mizzdizz - February 19, 2015, 1:32 pm
Haven't seen the movie. Not sure I want to. The books, however, are pure p*** wrapped around a decent adventure and intrigue story! I just can't imagine how they could make a good movie out of that fabulous rubbish. 5L! Its p***!
GaryO - February 16, 2015, 8:29 am
she beat me to it


GREY KNIGHTS - Because sometimes badass just isn't enough to get the job done.




THE GOOD OLD DAYS -


TAGS: grandpa greybeard old guy
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by viba

wildcard9 - September 15, 2010, 11:13 pm
Dude looks like Darwin LOL
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 8:22 pm
Well done.
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 7:57 pm
very nice out of the gate..5L


IMAGINE - If he hadn't been gunned down


TAGS: john lennon beyond greybeard
Rating: 3.4/5

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Tyrone - October 26, 2009, 10:11 am
Does this mean John Lennon is actually Larry David?
MO - September 22, 2009, 8:20 pm
I apologize for stepping all up on a few of your posters there Dude. I was trolling a troll.....haven't caught him yet....
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:17 pm
No...if he hadn't been gunned down we would have had to look at Yoko's mug even more for the past 25 years! Sorry, guy was a genius but he had no taste in women!!!
MO - September 22, 2009, 7:25 pm
Gee Deerk, what WERE they based on?
Derek - September 22, 2009, 7:24 pm
Strangely enough, most peoples' fascination with John Lennon wasn't based on his looks.


GREYBEARDS - Always Sensitive To Women's Issues


TAGS: greybeards sensitive women issue feminism t shirt pipe
Rating: 3/5

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Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 8:59 pm
I wonder if this sycophant has lowered to this just to get laid? Poor bastard is sadly mistaken - only alpha male a**holes get laid. That's simple evolution.
Culos - June 10, 2009, 5:23 pm
That's right, he's applied to join the order but the vote's still out
weber - June 10, 2009, 4:39 pm
That's Bill Bailey!


HOUND DOG -


TAGS: greybeard stain underwear skidmark
Rating: 4.83/5

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5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 9:06 pm
Got it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 9:04 pm
It seems that I don't know what I'm talking about....as usual.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 9:00 pm
Pat's Place is only a chat room for established regulars. You are reading too much into it.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:59 pm
Im now waiting for Don Scorpion to post saying he has an "offer I can't refuse" if I switch over to Pat's.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:56 pm
Read the fine print, as long as you follow the rules and don't get sand in your v*****, everyone is welcome at Pat's.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:55 pm
Oh Moo, nobody says Im cool. ***y, but not cool. olo
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:54 pm
Aggy, I stay out of Pat's place not because of the service or the food. I keep my distance because I am still brand new, and havent truly proven myself yet. I will jump in eventually
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:52 pm
now he plays the "my friends like it and my mom says I'm cool" card.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:50 pm
I plead guilty to curious noobishness. I had a lot of suggestions and help on this one. I really dont worry about score anymore. If I like it, and some of my friends enjoy it, then I am satisfied.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:50 pm
That's why he hangs in Hammy's Place. Whining is the new 2.9!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:47 pm
It amazes me when people complain about a 4.86. I remember when 2.9 was a score worth writing home about.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:44 pm
more confused than crying. I can live with it
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:42 pm
Shut up, crybaby.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:42 pm
12 straight 5L votes and then.............
5150monkeylove - September 21, 2010, 9:33 pm
BRAND NOOBS TAKE HEED....I had a lot of help beating this one out. I actually did not Ins***ost this one and got help from a lot of folks. The guidance is there if you ask for it.
forseti - September 20, 2010, 3:37 am
awesome!!
agdaniele - September 19, 2010, 11:52 pm
Well shouldered, 5150
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2010, 11:26 pm
I want to thank all who gave suggestions that led me to this.


WHITEBEARD - Hans Langseth Died 10.11.1927 With A 5.33m Long Beard. The Godfather Of Greybeards.


TAGS: greybeards icon sadly none of his motifakes had been survived
Rating: 2.89/5

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forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:36 pm
uh d***... that's what you call 'whining' i guess... so sorry, delete it!
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:34 pm
No. And I'm not alone as I see it... But please believe me, you're my role model and I really try to reach your level of quality. It's just that I'm a foreigner, so give me a chance!! :-*
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm
Forseti... do you understand the phrase "Quality over Quantity"?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm
I'm guessing he had to be very careful walking and sitting in front of fireplaces.
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:11 pm
Just asked him: He doesn't know you either...
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 10:04 pm
Don't know him.


THE GREYBEARD ADVANTAGES -


TAGS: greybeard lucky awesome life mariand
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mariand

Irishwake - June 3, 2012, 1:53 am
Great except for the 9pm part I am a grey bread and always been a vampire lol. It's more like 9am for me.
maoworks2 - May 30, 2012, 8:07 am
That's Great, And Vert Funny.
gas - May 30, 2012, 5:23 am
haha the pic is priceless.. great one mariand!
gas - May 30, 2012, 5:19 am
haha great one mariand
mariand - May 30, 2012, 12:26 am
Oh, and no one complains if you have your nails done...
GaryO - May 29, 2012, 10:38 pm
What?
Iconoclast - May 29, 2012, 10:07 pm
And no one objects when you let your beard grow without being neatly trimmed
spacedog - May 29, 2012, 9:24 pm
HA! Nice one.


Amish Folks -


TAGS: black white grey plain
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - October 24, 2014, 5:36 am
Yes, with exactly the same success rate.
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 2:35 am
I wonder if it works on men?
Thedge - October 22, 2014, 10:39 pm
Yeah, and if a frog had wings... nice dream though.
GaryO - October 22, 2014, 10:08 pm
heh heh...if only


AIRMAN CLASS PICTURE -


TAGS: roast a greybeard day airman iceman
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Airman - March 2, 2011, 1:51 pm
and I have to keep the fear away on a daily basis.. lol


OLD SCHOOL FATALITY -


TAGS: fatality challenge just remember kiddies greybeards invented that ****
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Valek - March 23, 2012, 8:40 am
This is awesome. Such fantastic details for an Etch-A-Sketch, AND rocking my favorite classic game of all time. 5L!
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:50 am
Thank you Sir. I really didn't expect too much for this one.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:49 am
One of two you've made lately that I LOVE!


OH NO -




IT TOOK A LITER OF BUSHMILLS TO GET THIS -




GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: greybeard wheelchair heels sunny day
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

forseti - August 18, 2011, 1:30 pm
Keep rollin'! 5L
mariand - August 18, 2011, 10:38 am
I have this picture from more than a week and I had no time to put it on a poster...anyway, 5 wheels


100TH MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: 100th motifake grey hair beard
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Ism

forseti - April 8, 2013, 12:18 pm
Congrats!
Sho - April 8, 2013, 12:17 pm
Lol keep up the good work :D
MissPriss - April 8, 2013, 10:34 am
Congrats Ism. Well don't just sit there...get working on the next 100...teehee.
motinet - April 8, 2013, 9:51 am

LOL! amsome!


WISDOM -


TAGS: grey scale drawing ph**oshop wisdom philosophy
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

MetalliTool - October 19, 2011, 9:20 pm
Nice one. Actually made me think,,, which is a miracle in itself!
rerun - October 16, 2011, 1:08 am

Excellent. Would be good at motitwist too


GREY SCORPION SAID - you can't take it with you, ain't never seen a trailer hitch on a hearse. Well, now he has.


TAGS: grey scorpion hearse tow
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by rerun

CANADA - April 7, 2010, 3:15 pm
I want an old hearse, like a 1925-30. It would make a sweet rat rod
forseti - April 7, 2010, 2:24 pm
someone seems to obtained a quantity discount
rerun - April 7, 2010, 2:18 pm

now approved
Faceplant31 - April 7, 2010, 2:17 pm
YAY! Although i cant imagine it being anything bad.
rerun - April 7, 2010, 2:14 pm

Face, I got one cooking in the queue for you.
GreyScorpion - April 7, 2010, 2:11 pm
HA!!!
rerun - April 7, 2010, 2:09 pm

I just read the obit with the pic, clown outfits for the pallbearers
Faceplant31 - April 7, 2010, 2:08 pm
Probably a couple boxes of owned, just for you Grey! 5inyourfaces to you rerun!
rerun - April 7, 2010, 2:07 pm

THAT question will be a greater challenge
GreyScorpion - April 7, 2010, 2:06 pm
SONOVABEACH!! so much for that saying ;( wonder what the hell is in there? 5L


BY THE POWER OF GREY SKULL - I have the power....of microsoft paint




WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE -




SANTA CLAUS - the very first greybeard


TAGS: greybeard santa claus
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by guyfox

TheOne - December 28, 2010, 4:48 pm
I would but I don't want your "happiness" to touch me.
guyfox - December 28, 2010, 12:06 am
come a little closer so I can slap you
TheOne - December 27, 2010, 10:53 pm
Heh how much of a motifaker when you get hor- my mistake happy about your posters.
guyfox - December 21, 2010, 1:59 am
boo-yah...........third poster to get in top 5, I feel so hor- I mean happy
LiquidSquid - December 20, 2010, 2:00 pm
Huh?
rerun - December 19, 2010, 5:50 pm

lets end this discussion before anybody gets upset.
guyfox - December 19, 2010, 5:49 pm
a greybeard is a creation of God and could not have existed until created
TheOne - December 19, 2010, 5:34 pm
I believe the very first greybeard is know as "God"
NoBodyZ - December 19, 2010, 4:09 pm
nice
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 4:03 pm
go santa 5L


TINA IN THE MORNING -


TAGS: wood poem twist thanks grey
Rating: 4.67/5

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forseti - November 25, 2010, 6:05 pm
Sad but true, it is my third language...LOL As you can see in the tags this great poem is penned by GreyScorpion. I'm not able to write either a good poem or a poem with a twist like this. GS made it for my first Tina poster, but I saved it 'til now.
Derek - November 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
Sehr gut Cubby-esque. It's hard to believe English is your second language.


TILL WE MEET AGAIN -


TAGS: greybeards never leave they just take longer naps
Rating: 4.41/5

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agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 6:15 pm
Love it.


RED ROVER, RED ROVER! - Send a Greybeard right over!


TAGS: sage greybeards of motifake olympic games
Rating: 4.24/5

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sickartist - March 2, 2010, 1:05 pm
I'll take one for the team. 5L


COUNSELING - The Sage Greybeards of Motifake stage an intervention on Elder God Douchebag


TAGS: sage greybeards of motifake elder god douchebag
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Elder God Douchebag - January 16, 2009, 6:33 pm
You should thank me. The tenth planet was full of jerks.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 16, 2009, 4:36 pm
It won't take. The last time someone tried to erase his evil, he ate just enough time to remove the tenth planet from our solar system from history.


AS IF... -


TAGS: resolution day greybeard mysogynist iceman
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

autumnspirit - January 1, 2011, 3:41 am
As a woman's point of view, I'd say, that about covers it! 5Towers of Bacon Waffles
AdmiralAckbar - January 1, 2011, 3:35 am
No trap here, I suppose some flying monkeys are coming my way
ICEMAN - January 1, 2011, 3:23 am
Don't tell me... it's a trap of some sort. I'll get you for this my pretty...
AdmiralAckbar - January 1, 2011, 3:20 am
sorry ice, I thought I press 5 and hit 4. I am a dumb a**.
AdmiralAckbar - January 1, 2011, 3:20 am
sorry ice, I thought I press 5 and hit 4. I am a dumb a**.


NO MERCY -




GREYBEARD SPEEDO -


TAGS: fashionable swimwear greybeards
Rating: 4.6/5

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ICEMAN - February 25, 2011, 7:11 pm
Cowabunga Dude!!! Hangin' 5


GREYBEARD -


TAGS: greybeard poem beard grey
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Donkasaurus

5150monkeylove - December 5, 2010, 12:33 am
perfect ebb and flow... great use of an old pic. 5L
Reality Lord - December 4, 2010, 8:39 pm

well done...n1 donk...again
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 2:55 pm
Good grasp of it so early on. Nice.
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 2:46 pm
even the ones I make that are many lines I still find short and sweet. I just like being able to include line breaks to better accentuate the rhythm in which it should be read.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 2:24 pm
Trying to hold it to a few lines greatly helps develop an ability to expand and sharpen creativity. Sounds like the opposite, but try it. It's challenging... and that's what helps you improve.
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 2:18 pm
I certainly hope thats not sarcasm aggy cos it would certainly mean a bunch coming from a greybeard haha. I've found that making them using ph**oshop is easier because I'm not limited to 3 lines. I find I make better posters when I can be long-winded.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 1:58 pm
It's all success from this point out! You've perfected your craft!
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 1:57 pm
4th poster in a row without a rejection...personal record for me haha!


OR - A select few will settle for Greybeard status.




do you hear banjos? -


TAGS: greybeard innovation party table
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:55 pm
Guy out here has one but on wheels and drives it around town. Umbrella and cold beer sitting on a moving picnic table...life is good.
MrStupidGir - March 25, 2014, 6:02 pm
I'm totally building one of these this summer, hope the coast guards are cool with it


A picture is worth 1,000 words -


TAGS: reflecting in tones of grey and blue picture worth 1000 words silverheart
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - September 16, 2013, 11:23 pm
Mesmerizing pic! 5L silvie!
Greeny - September 16, 2013, 7:36 pm
Nice


IMMORTAL -


TAGS: greybead motifake lion aslan forever
Rating: 4.88/5

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5150monkeylove - September 20, 2012, 7:37 pm
nah, I am good at dodging teeth. I might just run away and join a hippie commune.
Airman - September 17, 2012, 7:05 pm
well done
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 5:34 pm
Thi5 i5 deep... pardon the pun. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2012, 10:06 am
I figured you'd been mauled by dogs....You should drop by more often.5L
5150monkeylove - September 17, 2012, 12:54 am
Thanks and cheers to the Old Guard.
gas - September 16, 2012, 9:44 am
love it!


GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: greybeards memories surprise party
Rating: 4.73/5

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GaryO - April 8, 2013, 8:38 am
PARTY!!!???


A GREYBEARD'S HALLOWEEN -


TAGS: halloween challenge greybeards should stay home and get plastered iceman
Rating: 4.6/5

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culos - November 1, 2010, 6:22 am
Agree with Rerun, just wondering where I was during Halloween. Memory is blank for some reason but head hurts big time....
rerun - November 1, 2010, 6:19 am

amsome Ice
Cubbybear - October 31, 2010, 9:19 pm
I relate...Happy Halloween Ice. 5/5


THE MODERATORS GYM - A rare view of Rerun and Grey working out...




50 Shades of Grey -


TAGS: grey
Rating: 4.6/5

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AGGY CLASS PICTURE -




RERUN -


TAGS: tribute roast rerun greybeard
Rating: 4.5/5

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rerun - August 26, 2010, 8:09 pm

wow, I was only 17 when this picture was taken


HAVE A LITTLE CHAT -


TAGS: greybeards women marriage
Rating: 4.27/5

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ICEMAN - July 2, 2010, 8:43 pm
Like chasing those galldarned timmies off of the lawn. 5 doses of metamucil.


PROVERBS -




GREYBEARD BLISS - Grandchildren


TAGS: greybeard bliss
Rating: 3.84/5

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Derek - March 30, 2010, 12:12 am
Looks like Khrushchev


THE GREEN MANTIS - To the Grey Scorpion, he is the mortal enemy: for one day, he was caught bangin' his squeeze: Isabella Rossellini.


TAGS: greyscorpion green mantis isabella rossellini
Rating: 3.58/5

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GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:33 am
she still texts me, clingy wench, just like her momma used to. 5L
Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 1:43 pm
Good one.


GREYBEARD BATMAN - Even after retirement, his thrill seeking days weren't over... Well at least untill his chute didn't open.




WATCH YOUR BACK - greybeards are always closer than you think




EXEMPLARITY GREYBEARD -




PHILLY - Since announcing Michael Vick's signing, the Eagles will be passing these out to all concerned dog owners


TAGS: by the power of greyskull its battle beagle
Rating: 3.2/5

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agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 10:53 pm
Very butch!
MO - August 14, 2009, 6:46 pm
That's ruff......really ruff! The best move the Beagles could have made. As a huge hater of all things Beagles I'm just going to sit back and watch 'em burn.
Nik - August 14, 2009, 5:24 pm
Absolutely OUTSTANDING!!!


"HEY TANYA... - ...when did your mother take that trip to Jamaica again?"




GREYBEARDS RULE - Get used to it!




GREYBEARDS - once again making a plan to destroy the timmys


TAGS: timmy grey beards cool win death
Rating: 2.45/5

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Chopperliscious - November 10, 2009, 8:10 pm
lol hunky dory
agdaniele - November 10, 2009, 8:08 pm
I just don't take orders in the comment section that well. I respond to demanding PMs more readily.
agdaniele - November 10, 2009, 8:06 pm
No need, Chopper... I'm no Greybeard... I can only reject all their posters, delete forum posts and threads, and prance about withy a moderator b***on on.
Chopperliscious - November 10, 2009, 7:49 pm
Ummmmm. I bow down to your great and magnanimous magnimosity?
agdaniele - November 10, 2009, 7:46 pm
You do know that I have access to a reject b***on, right?
agdaniele - November 10, 2009, 7:44 pm
Tsk, tsk Chopper. Far too rude.
Chopperliscious - November 10, 2009, 7:44 pm
I know I know - patience....
DreMagnum - November 10, 2009, 7:43 pm
theres 3 posters in queue?
Chopperliscious - November 10, 2009, 7:40 pm
Nice!! Hey agz oh great moderator - go clear out the Approval queue!
agdaniele - November 10, 2009, 7:36 pm
And noobs?
DreMagnum - November 10, 2009, 5:08 pm
Greybeard are the epic motifakers, such as myself. Timmies are the rejects of motifake that vote down good posters and vote up their lame posters. Timmies are scum, greybeards are the people equivalent of ***bs
Koradan - November 10, 2009, 4:21 pm
OK, I've been on this a while. What is the thing with "Graybeard" and "Timmy"?


Party Hats -


TAGS: 50 shades of grey
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - May 20, 2015, 2:39 am
Fifty Shades of Grey posters, They always seem to be funny like this one Greeny. A 5er
GaryO - May 20, 2015, 1:56 am
Always the gentle subtleties. Always the fives.
mizzdizz - May 19, 2015, 7:56 pm
Oh GAWD, Greeny!!!!! 5L for party hats and 5L for terrrrrible pun!!!!! I'm collecting '50 shades' jokes. Adding this one! Enjoyed the books, passing on the movie. LUV this!!


HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT -


TAGS: greybeard targeting
Rating: 4.93/5

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opsCOASTIE - February 14, 2012, 8:04 am
Holy CRAP! Does BeNice ToMe have to comment on EVERYTHING! Easy up there big fella.
mariand - February 14, 2012, 1:47 am
got the message... but can we give them a drink?
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 10:19 pm
I must say in all honesty this is much better stuff than the Emocrap of a few days ago. keep'em coming :)


SUBSCRIPTIONS - now available online


TAGS: rerun greybeard
Rating: 4.85/5

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lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 8:26 pm

;>
rerun - April 19, 2012, 8:21 pm

Thanks, I think you may be the 1st to ever notice.
lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 3:26 pm

Wow! Look at those beautiful blue eyes!~~


IMPROVE! -




FACEPLANT CLASS PICTURE -




GREYBEARD BLISS -


TAGS: march calendar 2010 greybeard bliss ultra electro magnetic top theresa
Rating: 4.55/5

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spacedog - March 30, 2010, 8:36 pm
Well done lester, 5Ls.
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 11:33 am
@Sick - 2 Purple hearts, a true greybeard! @Bovee - i think i have 3 or 4 LOL. Thanks Guys. Very kind.
Bovee - March 30, 2010, 11:18 am
Look i have 5 grey hairs.
sickartist - March 30, 2010, 8:51 am
5 grey (almost white) L's


MOTIFAKERS -


TAGS: regulars greybeards crew quality
Rating: 4.52/5

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agdaniele - March 12, 2011, 12:49 pm
Ok, uncalled for, woman. And WTFO... I have to guess that the "nice" is in response to that comment. But, glad to see you around in a civil capacity.
- March 12, 2011, 12:24 am
Nice. (WTFO)
jevita - March 11, 2011, 3:58 pm
for once, youre too long papi
voodoo3535 - February 14, 2011, 4:48 pm
I was born to sit back laugh and make stupid comments... like this. 5L.
agdaniele - February 13, 2011, 7:48 pm
Very much appreciated, cold.
coldinjected - February 13, 2011, 2:11 pm
I feel like I give any 300 posters 5l. I wasn't a huge fan of the movie but it was very good for comedy. Another great one Aggy.
agdaniele - February 13, 2011, 11:38 am
Why should today be any different? ;)
Claire - February 13, 2011, 11:33 am
I feel like I missed something important.
Hawamleh - February 12, 2011, 3:52 pm
Respect.
culos - February 12, 2011, 2:15 pm
Aggy? Isn't that the dude that left some time ago? Must be a noob that took his name.... 5 Smiles anyway
Reality Lord - February 12, 2011, 1:52 pm

anonymous=1L no wait...its aggy.....1L lol awesome dude...solid 5
50cal - February 12, 2011, 11:41 am
LMAO! Right!
Cubbybear - February 12, 2011, 11:30 am
mmmm short bursts....I'm like that too.
autumnspirit - February 12, 2011, 3:00 am
For me, it comes natural in short bursts... ideas, find pic, see pic, formulate idea... I am a poet, song writer,etc... WE are what we are and artistic creativity is only born.
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 11:22 pm
Thank you, sir.
50cal - February 11, 2011, 11:21 pm
This has made the Favorite list..... Only for some does the poster making come natural!
autumnspirit - February 11, 2011, 11:12 pm
Magnificent! Genius! I laughed, I cried, I'd see it again and again! lol Added to faves!
Cubbybear - February 11, 2011, 9:58 pm
It's instinct for me...5L
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 9:24 pm
With respect to the motifakers, tip o' the hat to coolio's posters and a thank-you to the 2% of us who get it.
5150monkeylove - February 11, 2011, 9:23 pm
This is perfection!
spacedog - February 11, 2011, 8:15 pm
Very nice. Excellent choice in milk. 5L
ICEMAN - February 11, 2011, 7:56 pm
250 x 2%.
CoolioIndeed - February 11, 2011, 6:41 pm
Well done, aggy.


GREYSCORPION - Most People Just Hide The Bodies Grey Disposes Of Them Openly Marketing Genius At Its Best


TAGS: grey tribute
Rating: 4.5/5

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GreyScorpion - June 19, 2010, 8:59 pm
the blue one, is mighty tasty! got a real sting to it. 5L
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 8:22 pm
That explains why CSI was cracking open my newly purchased paper weight.


LUNAR ECLIPSE -


TAGS: greybeard council will decide
Rating: 4.47/5

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guyfox - December 22, 2010, 4:49 pm
I have one of those big knives I've been wanting to try out
Ed-Hyde - December 22, 2010, 8:08 am
anyone else find it interesting that we end up with a blood moon almost 2 years to the day prior to the end of the world? No? Just the voices in my head again? oh.
ICEMAN - December 21, 2010, 5:40 pm
Oooh, let me. I have this nifty altar in back. Some people call it a BBQ.


CAREER CHOICES -


TAGS: aggy road challenge thanks grey
Rating: 4.43/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:12 am
Very funny! Shut up Sanitary-napkin-tizer.
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 11:09 am
Not funny! NEXT!
agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:33 pm
I drink to forget!


HE MAY BE A JERK -


TAGS: greys day in the frying pan
Rating: 4.25/5

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motifake - June 3, 2010, 12:30 pm

This is why you dont date vampires (just finished the 2nd season of TrueBlood :) )
palmat - June 2, 2010, 11:33 am
:)) airman is such a gentleman. he called GS a jerk in such a manner that GS is actually happy about it. d*** !
GreyScorpion - June 2, 2010, 11:31 am
5L, because it's my nature :)


GREYBEARDS - “For me, insanity is super sanity. The normal is psychotic. Normal means lack of imagination, lack of creativity.” -Dubuffet-




GREYSCORPION BRAND CHILI - Yeah, That Hits The Spot


TAGS: greyscorpion chili
Rating: 4.14/5

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GreyScorpion - February 11, 2010, 9:55 pm
just like momma taught me to make!!! 5 peanut b***er sandwiches!!


GREYBEARD BLISS -


TAGS: marchallenge greybeard bliss
Rating: 4.13/5

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Airman - March 29, 2010, 4:28 pm
d*** straight


PONDERING - As I watched the sunset fade from that salmon pink to flint grey I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning and how grey he was. And how I named him Flint


TAGS: salmon flint grey sunset
Rating: 4.11/5

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Verdeckt - June 28, 2011, 7:34 am
Love it... Fav'd


GREY BEARDS - There is nothing on earth that can avoid that creepy stare




GREY SCORPION -




MANLY - Mantracker is a real man. Man enough to be a Greybeard. Not man enough to be a Motifake.


TAGS: mantracker grey manliness
Rating: 3.25/5

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Losifer - April 1, 2011, 10:36 pm
I dunno, he catches bad guys with a horse and tracking skills, and he could catch any of us if he felt like it, and probably get away with whatever he wanted afterwards. I wouldn't question his manhood.


MOTIFAKERS TIME MACHINE -




GREYBEARDS - They always end up with a prize catch.


TAGS: greybeards prize catch
Rating: 2.94/5

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Derek - July 29, 2009, 5:19 am
They do here... Now why would that be?


GREY SCORPIONS -


TAGS: grey scorpion dark motivational ronsart
Rating: 2.9/5

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GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 10:53 pm
It's likea mini-me!! wouldn't be an avatar without somebody's awesome talent. thank you
ronsart - November 27, 2009, 10:43 pm
just want to see your avatar next to poster...avatar so amesome!
Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 6:47 pm
That's cool...as long as his camera can't. 5/5
ronsart - November 25, 2009, 6:12 pm
appreciative of support sir.
GreyScorpion - November 25, 2009, 6:09 pm
I'm honored :) 5 stingers


GREYBEARDS - It pays not to mess with them




BEWARE -


TAGS: rusty greybeard timmie
Rating: 5/5

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Verdeckt - February 3, 2012, 2:08 am
That was quick ;)
Reality Lord - February 2, 2012, 4:40 pm

well i suppose if i was to tell you i was a bad person....
forseti - February 2, 2012, 11:32 am
btw: how about you? ;)
forseti - February 2, 2012, 11:31 am
thank you sir. bad people are always doing well! :D
Reality Lord - February 2, 2012, 11:28 am

always a treat to see your stuff fors..all good with you i hope?
Reality Lord - February 2, 2012, 11:28 am

yup...done and done right! :)


YOGA IS THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH - You’re only as young as your spine is flexible


TAGS: yoga greybeard flexible
Rating: 5/5

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carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:51 pm
(carebear BANNED)
rerun - March 17, 2012, 8:53 pm

Hey....I can Limbo too.


HIP replacement STER -


TAGS: mature greybeard th***s
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - April 23, 2014, 11:03 am
my Mom called them Zorries
Greeny - April 23, 2014, 5:45 am
One of our grown boys (doing his laundry at our house) had a skinny purple th*** in the pile, I told him they looked h** - he got pissed, haha
steve1961 - April 23, 2014, 1:25 am
Flip flops used to be called "th***s"...now th***s mean female underpants and the th*** sandles are called flip flops.
rerun - April 22, 2014, 8:29 pm

when flip flops became a reality dating show on MTV
Silverheart - April 22, 2014, 7:52 pm

When did flip flops stop being flip flops?


Good Authors -




My Chemical Romance -


TAGS: viagra greybeard dating drugs ***
Rating: 4.91/5

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Greybeard - May 18, 2014, 9:37 pm
Ha Ha Ha. Poster is based on hearsay only. :)
lgvernon - May 18, 2014, 7:33 pm

Hmmmmmm...
rerun - May 18, 2014, 5:54 pm

This may cause your heart to race....not that I would know.


FIGHTING TIMMIEXES -


TAGS: poster number 300 greybeards regulars
Rating: 4.86/5

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forseti - December 14, 2010, 5:24 pm
welcome to our world!
Donkasaurus - December 13, 2010, 8:15 pm
A lot of the times designing it to make it look good takes longer than coming up with the text.
Donkasaurus - December 13, 2010, 8:14 pm
Hawa - it depends. Sometimes I find a pic and it just comes to me. Sometimes an Idea comes to me and I just happen to find a suiting pic...Some times I find myself rewording something 5 times lol, or scrapping it.
foresti - December 13, 2010, 7:08 pm
every hint sounds much better with a nice and polite adress. LOL
Hawamleh - December 13, 2010, 7:07 pm
boy you guys really do work on your submissions.
Faceplant31 - December 13, 2010, 7:00 pm
Foreskin also check to make sure the bold setting isn't on, that has happened to me a few times and it really fattens up some fonts.
foresti - December 13, 2010, 6:58 pm
Right Donka. Next time I'll separate it a little.
Donkasaurus - December 13, 2010, 6:50 pm
Its the font, the I is there, it's just making the F look fat...I have that font.
Faceplant31 - December 13, 2010, 12:31 pm
Hey spartan, you are new here so relax. Also foreskin did not spell motifake wrong it is the type of font he choose to use that blended the I into the F.
spartan500 - December 13, 2010, 12:28 pm
epic fail -_- its motifake, not motfake.
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:46 am
(disclaimer) I am not a GB. nor am I a god, I just play god with ants for youtube videos
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:44 am
I can be a generous god
forseti - December 13, 2010, 9:41 am
thank you, god-king monkey!
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:37 am
congrats on 300! and 5 impaled Persian or any other type of Timmeh
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:36 am
Tonight we dine at.... Hometown Buffet!!!!


RERUN CLASS PICTURE -


TAGS: roast a greybeard day rerun iceman
Rating: 4.83/5

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steph1 - March 2, 2011, 11:24 am
wow - they had ph**ography so far back already? or is it because he only left school in his mid 40s?


MOD COSTUMES -


TAGS: rerun greyscorpion and agdaniele can even be scarey in drag
Rating: 4.77/5

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5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 11:10 pm
Thanks Aggy, I am still debating on robbing other kids tonight. I can always pilfer the fiance's kids stuff, but the look of terror fills my heart with warmth.
ICEMAN - October 31, 2010, 11:04 pm
Dayamn, You boys got some mighty perty mouths. 5 banjos
agdaniele - October 31, 2010, 11:00 pm
happy halloween, 5150
5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 10:59 pm
I figured he was the only guy to not care where his "weapon" was pointed. OBTW Happy halloween Elder Mods!
agdaniele - October 31, 2010, 9:39 pm
Dammit.
Reality Lord - October 31, 2010, 9:27 pm

blue my a**. the cats out of the bag. you're the mexican with the 70's moustache...lol
agdaniele - October 31, 2010, 6:25 pm
I told you guys I could pull off blue.


Greybeards -


TAGS: charon motifake timmy greybeard nun
Rating: 4.75/5

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Pagong - April 25, 2014, 12:33 am
Thanks. Am not one, yet. Will get there, somehow.
Silverheart - April 22, 2014, 7:48 pm

Amsome. 5/f


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